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A good male friend of mine was surprised to learn that I am part of the absurd percentage of women who actually prefer chocolate to sex. Chocolate being one of my favorite food groups, I explained to him that chocolate is always satisfying. Sex, on the other hand, can be hit or miss in my experience. [sidenote: I’ve had sexual experiences so bad that I’ve had to tell a man that I never wanted to do that ever again afterward] That said, “Better” is this man’s code name. Why? Because time with him is always better than chocolate…he always outperforms and never disappoints. Plus, as the old addage goes, “when you know better, you do better.” Well, I know Better, and I “do”…you get where this is going 😉

 

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